101 facts you probably never wanted or needed to know about me

Watch me being hilarious on camera on my YouTube channel >>here<< or read on for a less cringe-worthy version! There are definitely 101 facts in this blog post, I’ve counted them. Lots of times.

  1. My middle name is Nicola
  2. My birthday is 7/11/1994
  3. I’m married
  4. My anniversary is 27/02/2016
  5. I have two corn snakes – Hazel and Sebastian
  6. I used to have lots of Guinea Pigs as a child
  7. I used to live in Littlehampton for like, 18 years
  8. I lived in Cheltenham for 2 years for uni
  9. I lived in Leicester for 6 months
  10. I lived in Newcastle-under-Lyme for a couple of months
  11. I currently live in Talke (in Stoke-on-Trent)
  12. I met Chris in a nightclub called V
  13. I’m a coffee addict
  14. I’m a makeup addict
  15. I hoard books
  16. I hoard DVDs
  17. When I was born, I weighed 7lbs 11oz (born 7/11, weighed 7/11…)
  18. I have gallstones
  19. I have two tattoos. I used to have 3 but then I got one extended and my third got merged into my first. So technically I’ve had 4!
  20. I used to struggle hugely with depression
  21. I struggle with anxiety, but not as bad as I used to
  22. I run my own online business
  23. My hair is naturally mousey-brown
  24. I have my ears pierced twice
  25. I had braces for a year when I was 15
  26. I’m a night owl (I’m currently writing this at midnight)
  27. I have size 6 feet
  28. I’m a UK size 14
  29. I have a Toyota Starlet called Julian and I love him
  30. My first car was a Nissan Micra and the clutch was dodgy
  31. My second car was a Toyota Yaris
  32. I’m a bit of a nervous driver but I’m a pretty good driver
  33. It took me 3 attempts to pass because I f*cked up my parallel parking twice
  34. I’ve had a miscarriage
  35. I have tiny small veins so doctors and nurses can never find them and I come out of the hospital with lots of holes
  36. I’m a bit of a hypochondriac
  37. I’m petrified of spiders
  38. I wanted to be a mermaid when I was younger
  39. I used to write Dramione fanfiction
  40. I’m 5’3″
  41. I’m allergic to asparagus
  42. I’m also allergic to cous-cous
  43. My wedding ring is real silver but only cost £19
  44. I hate my arms more than anything else about my body
  45. I used to be addicted to yorkshire puddings
  46. I would be addicted to ice poles if I had them in my freezer
  47. I have ketchup with my roast dinners
  48. I hate gravy
  49. I’ve watched the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy like, 25 times
  50. I bite my nails and the skin around them because they’re really bendy and breakable
  51. I’ve never broken a bone except maybe a toe
  52. My mum accidentally dislocated my elbow when I was 2
  53. I have 2 doggies (well, my parents do) called Poppy and Murphy
  54. My longest standing online account is with Twitter, which I started six years ago
  55. My first email address was lollyxdollyxholly@hotmail.co.uk and is probably still active, idk
  56. My bra size is between 38-40 C-DD!
  57. I have a scar on my finger from a guinea pig bite
  58. I own around 40 lipsticks
  59. I used to vlog before uni about student stuff but stopped in the first semester of uni
  60. I swear a lot
  61. I can’t deal with spicy food past a ‘mild’ rating
  62. my childhood teddy was a bunny called Boing but I lost him when I was moving my room around about 6 years ago
  63. I had a gerbil called Fidget when I was about 9 years old
  64. I had 3 goldfish and the last one was older than I am now when it died
  65. I really want a French Bulldog
  66. I also really want a kitten
  67. I used to wear glasses
  68. I’m an atheist
  69. I’m a feminist
  70. I’m a total liberal leftie
  71. I want to live in France when I’m old and wrinkly
  72. I can dislocate my toes as I please
  73. I can bend the top part of my finger without bending the rest of the finger
  74. I have a freckle on the palm of my hand
  75. I used to do lots of sports and dance yet I was still chubby as a kid
  76. I used to go to theatre school
  77. I’m currently studying at the Open Uni
  78. I was meant to go to De Montfort uni but we couldn’t afford to live in Leicester any longer
  79. I’ve worked in a call centre
  80. I’ve worked in a pub
  81. I’ve worked in a farm shop in the deli
  82. I did work experience in a travel agent
  83. My surname was Robinson before I married Chris
  84. I’m an only child
  85. I have a chip in one of my molars from a toothbrush, ironically
  86. I have one wisdom tooth through and it’s grown sideways
  87. I love puzzle books
  88. I am always too warm
  89. I have no upper body strength
  90. I have loads of stretch marks
  91. When I was younger I used to pick my mascara off so my eyelashes are crap now
  92. I do not like Adele
  93. I have really ticklish feet
  94. I have lots of grey hairs already
  95. I never tan, I just burn
  96. I wear black 90% of the time
  97. I’m really good at swimming and underwater handstands
  98. I love rollercoasters and waterslides
  99. IKEA is my favourite shop as I love interior design
  100. I’m scared of the moon in Majora’s Mask
  101. I shave my sideburns because my contour gets caught in the hair otherwise

Weird list but hope you enjoyed learning a bit more about my eccentricities and life! Make sure to check out the video version of this post on YouTube!


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